Most of my “friends” in my new school find rape jokes funny and I’m just like” why?”
im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me
it’s better than craving for her to love me back
i dont know what to say im sorry
reasons why Daft Punk are geniuses
- you can’t sexualise robots so they prove you don’t need a sexual element to do well in the music industry
- they can send doubles to go do performances they don’t wanna do
- they get lots of media coverage because of the media’s curiosity as to their identities
- nobody can ever do the robot thing again without ripping them off
- it’s pretty fucking funny that they’re blokes with helmets on
WHO SCARED THIS ADORABLE PIECE OF FLUFF
fun fact about bunnies!!!!!! this bun isn’t scared, it’s happy! when bunnies jump into the air and twist their bodies around, that’s called a binky, which is one of the ways they play around and have fun!
BUNNIES ARE SUCH PERFECT LITTLE BALLS OF LOVE
so my school did a count and about like 30-40 girls at my school are pregnant
about 25 are freshman (9th grade)
lord please help us
how can u find the time to frick frack after school I can barely find the time to snick snack
For everyone who is angry because Haruhi and Tamaki didn’t kiss in the anime just remember in the manga they confessed their love, kissed, got married, and were the first of the group to have kids.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WHAT IS THIS WHAT THE FUCK I AM SO FUCKI NG HAPPY WHAT THE JESS CHRIST IN HEAVENS NAME IS THIS A AM SO FUCKINH HAPPY
Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.
This is the best joke.
GUYS MY DAD WAS AT COSTCO TODAY AND THERE WAS AN ACTUAL PRIEST THERE AND I HAD TOLD MY DAD THIS JOKE LAST NIGHT AND HE WENT UP TO THE PRIEST AND TOLD HIM THE JOKE
AND HE BURST OUT LAUGHING
I AM ASHAMED AT HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET THIS JOKE
finish this sentence I love c
ountry fried steak. bury me in country fried steak turn my skin to country fried goodness slather me in gravy and send me to the south i love country fried steak
I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
So i tried it both ways and uh
i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?
this made me laugh really hard….
and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed
but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated
So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!
Its not science unless you write it down so
Well done, i guess…
I fucked up
oh no I must be really weird!aw man am I the only one who does it differently…?
so yeah no i take my shirt off the ‘girl way’ and the last way which isnt actually that weird like its the most logical…
im going to p
ractice my cooking. i need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes. that’s 1000 eggs a minute. that’s 16.666666 eggs a second. i need to be fast. so fast you cant even see my arms as they frantically prepare egg after egg. i hope the world is ready
WHAT THE UFCK