if farmer A sells potatoes and farmer B sells apples, what does farmer C sell?
get it?? bc farmer C sounds like pharmacy…
straight from the ministry of magic, y’all.
This is probably one of the best things I’ve ever seen.
i forgot what i was doing
saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!
I’m twelve years old again.
Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it
i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it
but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell
this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”
i dont know its just
its difficult not to react to that
the best videogames are the ones that let u ride a horse anywhere anytime
“Friendship, knitting, ….murder”
I’ve researched the series, but I can’t tell whether they’re being serious or not…
I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.
I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…
Matt & David on Chris Hardwick’s Comic Con Blunder (x)
requested by tennanttardistime
Bonus Chris Hardwick in costume:
Things to be found in John Green books.
I always loved how in his books you could go from something really profound to something like “hump the moist cave wall” so I made a side-by-side of some of my favourites.
This is perfect