if i take both my headphones out when you start talking to me
disclaimer: if i rip them out while staring at you, you should run.
if this isn’t the cutest thing, basically, you’re wrong
Remember when Martha fast-forwarded through parts of the video in Human Nature and Family of Blood?
This is what she was actually fast-forwarding through.
I needed this in my life
when i grow up im going to raise an elephant seal from birth and treat it as my child and it’ll think its human and its going to be homeschooled and eventually it will graduate law school
This is why bloggers shouldn’t be parents ever
im letting my elephant seal follow his dreams thats great parenting what are you talking about