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vvendys:

vvendys:

vvendys:

if farmer A sells potatoes and farmer B sells apples, what does farmer C sell?

MEDICATION! 

get it?? bc farmer C sounds like pharmacy…

salt-221b-and-the-tardis:

faeland-wolf:

witchy-business:

straight from the ministry of magic, y’all.

This is probably one of the best things I’ve ever seen.

salt-221b-and-the-tardis:

faeland-wolf:

witchy-business:

straight from the ministry of magic, y’all.

This is probably one of the best things I’ve ever seen.

(Source: salandered)

zealouscorgi:

i forgot what i was doing

saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!

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(Source: odnson)

professorelupin:

fuckyeahprettybooks:

lovejoyjohnlock:

I’m twelve years old again.

Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.

professorelupin:

fuckyeahprettybooks:

lovejoyjohnlock:

I’m twelve years old again.

Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.

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(Source: hpinsults)

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

mrasayf:

officialhaythamkenway:

the best videogames are the ones that let u ride a horse anywhere anytime

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(Source: eugene--sims)

crimexturtle:

Spending my night ruining the free world.

death-by-lulz:

hanniballecters:
“Friendship, knitting, ….murder” 
I’ve researched the series, but I can’t tell whether they’re being serious or not…

death-by-lulz:

hanniballecters:

“Friendship, knitting, ….murder” 

I’ve researched the series, but I can’t tell whether they’re being serious or not…

(Source: axemurderess)

(Source: parks-and-recreation-department)

gokuma:

autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…

(Source: dailystir)

weeping-who-girl:

Matt & David on Chris Hardwick’s Comic Con Blunder (x)

requested by tennanttardistime

Bonus Chris Hardwick in costume:

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evanedinger:

tfiosmovienews:

Things to be found in John Green books.

I always loved how in his books you could go from something really profound to something like “hump the moist cave wall” so I made a side-by-side of some of my favourites.

This is perfect

as-warm-as-choco:

Fullmetal Alchemist Production Art (Part 4) (part 3) (part 2) (part 1)

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